Some of the more bizarre questions sent to agony aunts have been shared on the web, including a man whose wife insisted on painting his penis with nail polish to check if he was being faithful to another who was worried his wife could be pregnant after strip poker. 'You are a strange, troubled woman, and though I'd normally suggest a strait-jacket for the deeply disturbed, in your case I'd worry about you developing an inappropriate relationship with the buttons used to keep you constrained.While a lot of the more amusing submissions come from men, one bizarre letter to Ireland's Metro Herald came from a woman who could't break up with her boyfriend because of her obsession with his third nipple.'When he takes his T-shirt off his torso resembles a very kind-looking face. The Simpsons was created by Matt Groening and developed by Groening, James L Brooks and Sam Simon.Lisa, Marge, Maggie, Homer and Bart first appeared on April 19, 1987, as a cartoon short The Tracey Ullman Show. As The Simpsons celebrate their 30th birthday, Martin Chilton picks their greatest quotes. What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a ginger? There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people. What’s the difference between a ginger and a lawyer? So someone will function in once all the ginger kids. What’s the difference between the Loch Ness monster and an attractive ginger? When I maxim the promoter of staff, I realized what all the doings was about, and I dont blame him.
What’s the difference between a ginger and a Styrofoam cup? A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it. What’s the difference between a ginger and a snake? What does a ginger and a refrigerator have in common? Comedies about politics find the humor in real-life situations, regardless of party affiliations.The top political comedy movies feature cutting satire inspired by politicians from all over the world. Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. First sailor asks his friend “Have you ever slept with a blonde? I was shopping today, in the local Wal-Mart, once I heard a fanatic of staff crying, quite loudly. If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man? If a dementor’s kiss steals your soul, what has Ron Weasley got to worry about? You have a gun with two bullets, and you find yourself in an elevator with a deadly viper, a serial killer, and a ginger.
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With an in-depth research, we’ve decided to bring you these collections of funniest ginger jokes.